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imformation that may help u in life

this is the imformation page its about weird sh*t

tomatoes

here is the lo-down on tomatoes.

if u didn't know it a tomatoe is a fruit (as an age old sayin of mine goes "being clever is to know that a tomato is a fruit wisdom is to not put it in a fruit salad") not a potato and in actual fact ur mum is a tomatoe as she is big, fat and red. tomatoes are edable only if u r a vegetarian or a canible.  

monkeys

monkeys r the best of all animals on this planet we like to call ugoplatanium. they eat plants, fruit, other monkeys, people, computer screens, music videos, juggling balls and fishin rods. they hate skaters and rich people (i.e. tony hawk) they like to destroy houses and horses.  

goths

goths r people too. they can have lives and i just happern to like them they r an important part of life it self as they bring fear and unhappyness to all.   (GOD OR DEVEL BLESS THEM)





cheese

i have touched upon cheese on the home page but it is now time to tell u the types of cheeses the r on earth: stillton (it is in actual fact edable) edam (u can eat it or u can roll it) and nob (this type of cheese should not really b eaten unless on pizza)

boys will girls names yes u ashley dont worry people its some1 i know

its simple try not to laugh unless its behind his with the her names back

aliens

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